The Queendom of Thacian Greece is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Moxie Crimefighter with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.174 billion Thacian Greeceans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Byzantium. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thacian Greecean economy, worth a remarkable 1,241 trillion Drachmas a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,114 Drachmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Clergy do their best to cover up their old tattoos, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and pedants defending Queen Moxie Crimefighter observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thacian Greece's national animal is the Auroch, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Authoritarianism.

Thacian Greece is ranked 10,223^rd in the world and 13^th in Eurth for Most Patriotic, with 63.28 flags saluted per person per day.